Little girl joke.

[BOOGEYMAN]

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl
.was Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the
wonders of nature through such innocent eyes
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her
attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
question
he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment,
then
took her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden" she
said.


thought it was a good one,

Travis.

[talntid]

lol...

[a1320honda]

LMFAO!!!

[JEFFRO]

good one.


A little boy comes in the kitchen with his hands cupped and says "mom are there boy grasshoppers?" "Well yes" said his mother the little boy looks back into the palm of his hand and says "mom are there girl grass hoppers?" His mother not wanting to get into that conversation say no there are no girl grass hoppers the boy looks back in his hand then all of a sudden he claps his hands together fucken fags!

[MrsTurboNuts]

lmao thats great!

[VWLover]

OMG that is fucking funny!

[MustangGirl]

Good one Travis

[DsmHater]

Thats fuckin awesome they both are really funny... i hope both my kids look at life like that... although sometimes i wish my daughter will look past guys and just be with other women they are lot less of a pain in the ass and hopefully i wont get the 2 am phone call saying he is such an asshole and want to come home. woman always seem to work shit out.. anyways on with my day...