Bedroom nightmare...

[Ninja_Bear]

So last night pulling the girlfriend's pants off, I was pullin pretty hard at the cuff of her pant leg, my hand slipped, and I ended up punching myself in the right eye. Woke up this morning with a pretty good black eye.

Im not making this up. My pride is pretty much gone today, and I have yet to come up with a better explanation than "bedroom acrobatics."

Just thought I'd share.

fire away fuckers.

[JEFFRO]

ROFLMAO For the first time in my life I'm at a loss for words lol I just fell out of my chair laphing so hard, tell your girlfriend to wear dresses easy access lol

[talntid]

PICS!!! AHAHAHAHAH!!

[GetawayInMoscow]

this one girl i dated once threw a remote control at me because i was watching the simpsons while she was walking around naked in front of me, needless to say it looked like i "fell down the stairs"

[Ninja_Bear]

...it totally sucks to blink right now.

[1990secretgsx]

ouch.. ouch.. not only did you take a good hit in the eye, i imagine you got a good hit in the pride aswell hah, she must have got a good laugh at that one!

[MrsTurboNuts]

dude you got issues if you choose the simpsons over a naked chic in front of ya LOL i gave chris a black eye once, to my defense i was sleeping haha anyway he just used the excuse that some guys were fuckin` with me & he "took" care of it...anyway bedroom acrobatics doesnt sound bad, just kinky!

[MustangGirl]

So last night pulling the girlfriend's pants off, I was pullin pretty hard at the cuff of her pant leg, my hand slipped, and I ended up punching myself in the right eye. Woke up this morning with a pretty good black eye.

Im not making this up. My pride is pretty much gone today, and I have yet to come up with a better explanation than "bedroom acrobatics."

Just thought I'd share.

fire away fuckers.


LMAO Oh wow!! I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How was the sex after that? LMAO

[Ninja_Bear]

EPIC.

[VWLover]

Holy Shit that's funnier then when I knocked myself out on the window sill. Todd says he checked for a pulse before he carried on....I don't think so, but Oh well things like that are going to happen from time to time......LOL Maybe next time you should just ask her to undress for your safety! LMAO

[The Hog]

Usually when a guy wakes up with a blackeye the next morning I have to explain to him how "NO means NO!"

[Danimal]

Usually when a guy wakes up with a blackeye the next morning I have to explain to him how "NO means NO!"


Um, Dean... Why are you waaking up with a guy the next morning.... Dude, Don't ask, Don't tell.... LMAO!!!

[DsmHater]

That kinda puts me at a loss for words to, but none the less that is to funny for me to even talk about cause my gut is starting to hurt..

[280z_girl]

So last night pulling the girlfriend's pants off, I was pullin pretty hard at the cuff of her pant leg, my hand slipped, and I ended up punching myself in the right eye. Woke up this morning with a pretty good black eye.

Im not making this up. My pride is pretty much gone today, and I have yet to come up with a better explanation than "bedroom acrobatics."

Just thought I'd share.

fire away fuckers.


that is just funnier than shit...sorry brandon but i would have paid to see that...lol

[Ninja_Bear]

thanks. I feel the love.

[gixslayer]

wow thats really sad d00d, are you like 16 or something? lol

[MustangGirl]

LOL gotten any more black eyes recently?

[Ninja_Bear]

Unfortunately josh, Im almost 21. Ever since this little nightmare, whenever I rip her pants off, I rip em away from me. (kinda like a "dont cut towards yourself with a knife" sorta thing.)

Also April: no, no I have not. Though last night some dumbass left the front door open and our two kittens ran out the door, I ran out and grabbed em and right as I was closing the door, my satan kitten freaked out, I tried to grab it with both hands (letting go of the door), and the door smashed me in the face... Other than that, not really a whole lot of retarded moments lately.

[MustangGirl]

Well, were you naked at least? LOL That would make for a better story!

[Ninja_Bear]

Ill hook ya up with some pics later this afternoon if thats what youre after... :P

[MustangGirl]

Are you fat?

[MrsTurboNuts]

wtf? lol fat people need lovin` too...

[VWLover]

HEY here's is a thought have her take her own pants off..... And keep a (black eye) out for evil doors! LOL No pics needed. i can see it all in my mind and i am ok with keeping it like that! And ya i need love too!

[MustangGirl]

HEY here's is a thought have her take her own pants off..... And keep a (black eye) out for evil doors! LOL No pics needed. i can see it all in my mind and i am ok with keeping it like that! And ya i need love too!


LOL it was directed towards him not any ladies! I can have my double standards if I want :P Here's some {{{L O V E }}} hee hee

[badassmav]

Smack that ass and ride the wave!!!!

[Ninja_Bear]

Are you fat?


not so much lol...

[Jetblack]

HEY here's is a thought have her take her own pants off..... And keep a (black eye) out for evil doors! LOL No pics needed. i can see it all in my mind and i am ok with keeping it like that! And ya i need love too!

Bringing a year old thread back form the dead... If you have your girl take her own pants off and you stand there with your hands over your eyes (for protection)... while we may understand, she may not.

[MrsTurboNuts]

Bringing a year old thread back form the dead... If you have your girl take her own pants off and you stand there with your hands over your eyes (for protection)... while we may understand, she may not.

im still not getting the whole black eye thing LOL unless her pants are way to f`in tight...who knows, maybe hes not to talented? haha

[smoke20]

how damn tight are her pants :eek:

i cant stop laughing the visual on that is hilarious :rofl: