F*K UPS

[Hilly]

UPS has once again crammed they're big brown D*K in my ass. Sorry, we Lost your package. Oops, we forgot to put the label on it. Damn, we seemed to forgot to put it on the truck. So, I'm on hold again.

[BOOGEYMAN]

Matt,

What did they loose?? Are you still planning on going to Boise this year??

[Hilly]

They lost my F*N HEADS! TWICE! Then they forgot to put them on the truck!

Yeah, I'm going to Boise. Trying to get the car together so I can have some time to work all the bugs out of it and me!

[donthekawguy]

Fedex isn't any better. I ordered some tires out of Florida and they never made to the first stop. Took me almost two months to get it fixed.

[Hilly]

Hey, guess what?!?!? UPS fucked up again!!! Guess what the response was..... "OOPS". I went ballistic, went thru 2 managers!! I told them someone from spokane had better find my box and drive it down here and hand deliver TODAY!!!!

[BOOGEYMAN]

That sucks Matt!!! Sounds like some one the same shit I went through with Herbert.....to bad Kevin wasn't still around or he could talk to them and get you some free shit as well!!!!

Travis.

[Hilly]

Beyond sucks!! I think I'm having an aneurism!! Yelling at them doesn't do a lot of good, but it might get my shit here!

[BOOGEYMAN]

Drive up here and we will go to ups and get the parts in person......:)

[Hilly]

I would've when I was in Spokane if they had not already promised me they would be here tuesday morning.

[Hilly]

So, I track my package again this morning. No progress, I check a little bit ago and hello, still in Spokane. So, I call UPS and proceed to blow a gasket. I lost count of how many times he apologized. My service writer is standing there staring at me wondering what the hell. I'm normally very calm, mello. So, I get a call a minute ago. The DISTRICT MANAGER was in Spokane. He and the terminal manager went looking for my package and found it. He bringing it down persoanlly. Then he says he is not sure how he'll get it to me! YOU'RE GOING TO HAND DELIVER THE FUCKING THING! And suck on my balls!!!

Almost done ranting!!!

[BOOGEYMAN]

YOU'RE GOING TO HAND DELIVER THE FUCKING THING! And suck on my balls!!!


Matt, you are fucking hillarious!!!!

[Hilly]

I dunno, the chick that delivered probably would've only to give me like 3 beers to get the weiner!

Assembling as I type!!!