Redneck + magnesium =

[twotons]

This is what you get when you let a redneck play with fireworks.

YouTube - DUMB REDNECK

[Supra98]

wow thats so fake.....

[Gsolo]

ummm, magnesium slow burns

[97GSX]

That was retarded

[gixslayer]

one time in high school chemistry, we had the burners out and i asked what would happen if we stuck it in fire.

He said i could burn "some" so i put the entire roll in there.

Needless to say we had to evacuation the classroom due to poisen gas and uhm the flash of light was incredible LOL.

[GetawayInMoscow]

I thought it was amusing...

[Jetblack]

LOL!

In highschool, my brother and I had to scrounge fireworks that had not gone off, from other people's fun. Then we'd save them so long they'd hardly work.

My brother had a firecracker from about two years ago.

He lit the fuse and we stood back. The fuse sputtered and went out.

He lit it again. Same story but now the fuse was pretty short.

He lit it yet again and it sputtered and fizzled, so Jon leaned down and put his face right in front of it and blew on it. Which encouraged the fuse to burn at the speed of light and [BOOM!].

The end of his nose swelled up and he had bits of firecracker in his eyes.

I was laughing so hard I couldn't even ask if he was ok.