A blonde missing her 710

[MustangGirl]

Recently I was having some repair work done at the car dealer.



A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.



They all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What

Is a seven-hundred-ten?"



She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the

engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been

there."



The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and

asked her to draw what the piece looked like.



She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and

asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"



She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."



Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710:



http://mademelaugh.com/gfx/710.jpg

[98GST]

LOL, good one.

[amandac]

Yeah I passed that one around awhile ago. Still is good

[badassmav]

That's just like putting a scratch n sniff sticker on the bottom of a swimming pool.

[MrsTurboNuts]

Not to highjack your thread but its a blonde joke too...lol

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a
child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little
boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your
child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a
plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7AM." Signed,
"The Blonde."

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go
straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the
$10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had
instructed. Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money.
I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."

[MustangGirl]

LOL That one is funny too!

[Silver R/T]

lol

[MustangGirl]

Oh and by the way...I was that blonde that said I was missing my 710 LOL ;)