JEFFRO
10-24-2006, 02:56 PM
So its little Johnny's 8th birthday he asks his dad for a bike his dad tells him that they have a two hundred and eighty thousand dollar mortgage and they can't afford a bike.
So later that night little Johnny was walking past his parent's room when he hears his dad say "I'm pulling out" and his mom replies "no wait I'm coming".
The next morning little Johnny had all his stuff packed up and was heading for the door when his father asked him where he was going little Johnny replied " I heard you and mom last night and I'll be dammed if I stay here with a two hundred and eighty thousand dollar mortgage and no bike!"
So later that night little Johnny was walking past his parent's room when he hears his dad say "I'm pulling out" and his mom replies "no wait I'm coming".
The next morning little Johnny had all his stuff packed up and was heading for the door when his father asked him where he was going little Johnny replied " I heard you and mom last night and I'll be dammed if I stay here with a two hundred and eighty thousand dollar mortgage and no bike!"