JEFFRO
10-25-2006, 08:14 AM
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her
5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in
the living room. She heard the train stop and her son
saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get
the hell off now.. cause this is the last stop! And
all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get
your asses on the train...cause
we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We
don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I
want you to go to your room and you are to stay there
for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with
your train...but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped
and the mother heard her son say... "All passengers,
please remember your things, thank you and hope your
trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us
again soon."
She heard her little darling continue..."For those of
you just boarding, remember there is no smoking in the
train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For
those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR
delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in
the living room. She heard the train stop and her son
saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get
the hell off now.. cause this is the last stop! And
all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get
your asses on the train...cause
we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We
don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I
want you to go to your room and you are to stay there
for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with
your train...but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped
and the mother heard her son say... "All passengers,
please remember your things, thank you and hope your
trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us
again soon."
She heard her little darling continue..."For those of
you just boarding, remember there is no smoking in the
train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For
those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR
delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."